Category: Humour


Do; or do not. There is no //TODO

- James Shore @jamesshore

Unix will give you enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot. If you didn’t think rope would do that, you should have read the man page.

- Mike Hoye @mhoye

Programmer’s motto: “We’ll cross that bridge when it’s burning underneath us.”

- Gary Bernhardt @garybernhardt

The barman asks what the first one wants, two race conditions walk into a bar.

- I Am Devloper @iamdevloper

The Release Uncertainty Principle says you can accurately know what the software will do, or when you will get it, but not both.

- Steve Purcell @sanityinc

The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.

- Anonymous

There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.

- Bjarne Stroustrup

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along wound destroy civilization.

- Gerald Weinberg

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

- Edsger W. Dijkstra

Most non-programmers don’t think of plaintext like that. To them, text files feel like filling in tax forms for an angry robotic auditor that yells at them if they forget a single semicolon.

- Robert Nystrom Game Programming Patterns